AISubs v3.7
- Yano, Tsutaya, Shibuya, Kyoto! - Kyoto!
- Right now! - Is Amazon too convenient?
- Of course it is! - It is!
It's really amazing.
We spend most of our time on Amazon,
and we use it for our daily life too, right?
- Toilet paper, low-grade wine, and tea too. - Yeah.
- Our daily life is made up of only Amazon. - Yeah.
That means we're all professionals who spend all of our time on Amazon.
- We're all "Amazonest". - "Amazonest"?
- "Amazonest"! - "Amazonest"!
- We're "Amazonest"!
We can only be "Amazonest".
- We're "Amazonest". - Yeah.
Even if you're "Amazonest", you can still go shopping with your eyes closed.
- What? - That's what we think.
You guys are "Amazonest", right?
If you can shop with your eyes closed, you can make your life so much easier.
- You can shop with your eyes closed and do other things at the same time? - Yeah, that's what we think.
- You can buy things like this with your phone. - Yeah.
- You can shoot arrows with your phone and go shopping like this. - No, we're "Amazonest" for real.
We're "Amazonest" for real.
Anyway, we're having an eye-covering Amazon shopping competition today!
Wow, this is amazing.
The rules are simple.
I'll open up my Amazon computer and give it to you.
I'll give you three questions on that page,
and you have to do shopping according to those questions.
One person has to do three shopping,
and you have to answer next week.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Great. I'll give you your computer.
I see this screen a lot.
I'm used to it.
I'll announce the questions first.
First question. Buy a present for Hikakin.
What?
I see.
I can't even look at it.
If I buy something weird,
how can I enjoy it?
It's a big failure.
Is there anything on Amazon that Hikakin will be happy about?
I'm sure there is.
Maybe there isn't.
I recommend this.
Let's start with the first one and do shopping.
Shibayu goes first.
Wait a minute. I have to use my right hand.
Oh, I see.
I know what you mean.
First question.
Is it okay for me to put my left hand here?
Let's start from there.
Okay, let's do it together.
What Hikakin will be happy about is...
Wait a minute. I have to use my right hand.
It's a matter of trust.
That's right.
But there are hundreds of thousands of people
who say this all the time.
They've been saying it for years.
Can you take off your eyelashes?
It's a cloth, so it's sticky.
It's a paper type, so it's okay.
You look like Kyon today.
(Laughing)
Okay, let's do it again.
Do you have a category open?
Yes, I do.
I'll go like this.
Then I'll pick up my toys.
I'll put it in the middle of my face.
Is it fate?
Okay.
Here it is.
What?
Wait a minute.
Haven't you ever used Amazon before?
Would you like to try it?
I'd like to try it once.
I'll try it once.
This is Tetsuya Kiri.
Yes.
Oh, I can't put it on firmly.
Mise-san's challenge.
Go ahead.
I'll open it for a moment.
Well, from the top of the pad...
What? Don't you have feet?
To the face? To the pad?
If you look slowly...
In the second place from the top of the category...
I think it stops.
I'd like to recommend it.
It's a hobby category.
From the top of the category...
Personal machine.
I think it's a hobby category now.
I'll put it on the right.
From now on...
I'll use it as usual.
I'll choose a product.
I'll choose this one.
What do you think?
Ouch! It's half!
What?
Wait a minute.
What?
Who are you trying to send it to, Seitan?
I thought it was good.
But it would have been disbanded soon.
What?
What's wrong with you?
But it was here, so it's this page.
Why did it become like this?
I don't have this on my computer.
This system.
Can you do it in Chrome?
Let's do it in Chrome.
Yes, I did it in Chrome.
Damn it!
Eyelash consumption.
I'll do it.
Go ahead.
First, open the category.
I opened it.
If you go down slowly...
You can choose two products from the top of the category.
Yes, it should be around here now.
Then...
Three or four?
Here it is! Click!
Then... Well, it's about half of it, so...
Raise it up a little... Raise it up...
Let's go around here.
Then you choose a product.
This scroller is also a sense.
Here! This product!
Yes! I pressed it!
You pressed it!
So this is...
Later, right?
Yes, I'll put it in the cart.
Yes!
Well, HIKAKIN-san has taken care of me a lot, so...
I would like to send you a gift with a heavy heart.
Yes!
Oh!
Did you choose it?
I chose it.
You chose it, didn't you?
I chose it.
Oh!
I will choose this one.
Yes, so...
Yes!
The second topic...
Yes!
Please prevent my low kick.
Wow!
What is that?
Wow, that category is important!
Low kicks hurt!
No, you can use cushions and stuff like that, right?
Yes!
If it was a press-te-faux or something like that, I would win.
Hahaha!
It hurts like crazy! I can't reach it!
Okay, Shibai will go first.
Here I go.
Yes!
How is it?
It's fast!
How is it?
It's fast.
Oh!
With this...
Is it a sports outdoor helmet or protector or something like that?
Okay, next up is Tetsuya-san.
Yes!
In a fight or something like that,
you know how you jump and then you're like "this won't work", right?
- That's true. - Yeah.
So I want to aim for a magazine.
- I see. - And a thick one.
Yeah, like a magazine.
Isn't it around here?
I just pressed something.
I'll go to the right...
Oh, I see a champion.
- Oh! - I feel like a champion.
- You're investing, Tetsuya-san. - The...
- Here it is! - Yes!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Wow, you did it! You chose it! - Wow!
- You chose it! - I chose it!
- Okay, last up is Gunnar-san. - Yes.
Something hard, right?
Something hard, like a video game console...
- A video game console... - Or an outdoor thing...
An outdoor thing?
Wait a minute, I just touched something.
- Hey! - Hey!
- What was that? - I don't know anymore.
- Hey! - But you can go back?
Not yet.
I think I'll go to the second page around here.
- Oh, you want to change pages? - I want to change pages.
Pages?
- Wow, you're an advanced person. - Yeah.
Did it change?
The page just changed.
- Yes. - Yes, yes.
- It changed. - What?!
What?!
Hey!
You're kidding me!
What about the page?!
- Okay, the third topic. - Yes.
Something that makes girls want to hug you.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Again?! - Amazon?!
I see!
There's a chance it's not suitable in the first place.
Amazon...
- Okay, I'll go first. - Okay.
Something that makes girls want to hug you...
Wait a minute, I really don't know.
I think you're pretty bad at taking your hands off.
Huh? Did you take your hands off?
Huh?
Are you okay?
Here?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - I don't know either.
I don't know, but...
- You've opened up a secret shop. - Secret shop...
- Hey! - Huh?!
Final cut!
- Hey! Don't edit this out! - Hey!
- Okay, I've decided. - Oh!
- I've decided. - Oh!
- Okay, Tetsuya-san. - Yes.
- Choose a page from here.
- Oh, you're moving pages? - I'm moving pages.
Oh, you're moving up.
Can you move it down a little more?
Maybe around here? This is a page, right?
- I've decided! - What?!
- Oh! - No!
You've done it!
Wow! Is it okay?
- Okay, last one, Shibayu. - Yes!
I want to use the search box this time.
It's seriously right next to me, isn't it?
So I'll slide it right next to me.
Wasn't it a little below you?
There's a black band and it's a little below me.
I'm sure it's a little below me right now.
- Okay, I'll do it one more time. - It's a little below you, right?
I'll do it as many times as I can.
All I have to do is choose.
Huh? It should be a product screen right now, but it's not going anywhere.
Huh?!
- Let's pray! - Oh!
- I'm sorry! - Please look at it.
- What?! - What?!
- What is this?! - You're trying to go buy it!
Oh no! Oh no!
There's no "enter."
- It's such a big key. - Okay, it's over.
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- It's too close, it's too close. - You can't find where you're looking for.
- There's no "enter." - There's no "enter."
- Did you get a good picture? - No, it's perfect.
- I'm sure it's pretty good. - I'm looking forward to next week.
- Yes. - Yes.
- See you next week. - Yes!
- It arrived! - Oh!
- You're safe. - I'm scared.
- The first topic is a gift for Hikakin. - Yes.
- I think this is the most dangerous. - It's not.
- You can't do this at all. - Yes.
- I'll take a photo now and connect it to a TV. - Wow!
- Wow! If it looks like garbage, it's rude! - Yes.
- You'll hate me! - Yes.
- But if you buy what you like with this, you'll forget it. - Yes.
- I'll call Hikakin. - Yes.
- I'll call. - Yes.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- I'm sorry for making you busy. - Yes.
- From now on, Yumemaru, Shibayu and Tetsuya will buy a gift for Hikakin. - Yes.
- I'll show you in order, so please decide the order.
- First of all, I'll show you Yumemaru's gift. - Yes.
- Yumemaru's gift is this. - Yes.
- This is a sleep pillow for Hikakin. - Yes.
It's very easy to get tired, and I think it's very difficult for people like Hikakin-san who are tired of their computers and eyes, so I chose it because I thought that if you use this sleeping pillow, you can get rid of your fatigue!
This is also good!
No, it's amazing, a miracle is happening, this!
Thank you very much!
Next, please give Shibayu a present!
This is a battle with a high level of devil!
Close your eyes, Shibayu!
Yes!
Hikakin-san's present is here!
What is this!
It's a manga called "Raijingu-san", and only the second volume is really funny!
It says you've made up your mind.
In this manga, the protagonist joins the Self- Defense Force and makes up his mind.
I really want you to read only the second volume.
It's called "Raijingu-san".
It's about the daily life of the Self-Defense Force.
I don't know about the daily life of the Self- Defense Force at all, so there may be some interesting discoveries.
I want it.
Thank you, Shibayu! Thank you!
Lastly, it's a present from Tetsuya!
Please wait a moment!
I'm really confident!
What? I can't hold it down.
What? What? What? Wait a minute!
Get out of the way!
It's big! It's big! It's big!
I really thought this was the only present I could get!
Tetsuya's present is...
this!
One, two...
Hey!
LOL!
I thought this was the only present I could get!
This is a refrigerator, right?
There's one more in this one and also in Tetsuya's.
It's a refrigerator and a refrigerator in a proper form, and it's also compact.
In Hikakin-san's house, if you just have a huge refrigerator, I think it's inconvenient sometimes.
I'm going to put one of these in the bedroom or something.
I think it's good that you can use it in a small room like a red bull or an editing room just by putting it in a refrigerator.
And look at this.
High sense.
A brand called "high sense" is here for Hikakin- san.
No, but before I go to bed or after I get out of the bath, I drink a drink in my bedroom.
Yes.
So I'm pretty happy.
I came to the living room, took it, brought it back, and drank it.
The bigger your house is, the more you need a small refrigerator.
So that was my Hikakin-san's gift.
Thank you.
So, Yumemaru will have a pillow, Shibayu will have Rising Sun oranges, and Tetsuya will have a refrigerator.
Please tell me what you like the most.
The winner is...
Yumemaru!
I knew it! I knew it!
Yumemaru and Tetsuya Omoikiya!
[The winner is...]
I can't believe you announced it!
I looked up pillows and stuff, and bought good ones.
And I thought Yumemaru was going to win because of the pillows.
But I didn't think Reizo would come.
He's not coming.
I'm pretty disappointed in you, Tetsuya.
But Shibayu is...
Out!
Oh no, I'm doomed!
Thank you!
Rising Sun!
I really wanted you to buy at least one.
[Rising Sun]
Next up is the second round!
Prevent Ryo's low kick!
- If you wore this, you'd win! - Yeah, I wish I had this!
- I wish I had this! - Only Shibayu would lose.
- Should we start from the beginning? - Rising Sun.
- Shibayu will bring one, so keep your eyes open. - Okay!
If you have one, two, or three Rising Suns, say hi to the author.
- I brought one! - Okay!
- Keep your eyes open! - One, two...
Eight!
- Whoa! - What?!
- What?!
- You guys are too generous! - What?!
- How much is it?! - I don't think it's 80,000 yen!
- Don't mess with me! - It's a decent washing machine!
- It's sharp! - Yeah!
- I've been kicking washing machines. - No way!
- Does Ryo have painful patterns? - Seriously?!
- I'll kick it. - Bring it!
- I'll kick you in the eye every now and then. - Don't worry about it.
- I'm scared. What if it's us? - I'm scared, too.
I'll kick it!
- It hurts! - Whoa!
Whee!
I'm depressed and it won't sell!
- I'm depressed and it won't sell! - I'm depressed and it won't sell!
- This is strong! - This is what I wanted!
Okay, next...
- Should we beat up our second winner? - I brought one!
- Okay! - Keep your eyes open!
- One, two... - One, two...
This is what will protect you!
- It's thin! - It's thin!
- What is it? - Soccer King!
- But I don't know.
- Since it's Soccer King, it might be hard to kick it. - I see.
- Soccer King! - Soccer King!
- With love, right? - You're giving me a job, aren't you?
- I can't do it. I'll definitely kick it. - You'll definitely kick it.
- There might be some kind of defense. - Child defense, right?
- Believe me! Believe me! - Okay, I'll kick it.
- Okay! - I'm really scared.
- Mr. Komatsu, I'm sorry!
Mr. Komatsu, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Don't come this way!
I'm really sorry!
I can't breathe!
That was scary!
That was really painful!
I couldn't breathe!
Lastly, Mr. Tetsuya!
Close your eyes and bring it to me!
Open your eyes!
One, two...
Harry Potter!
Harry Potter?!
What book is this?!
I don't know!
What book is this?!
A brave Harry Potter bought it for fashion!
It's English!
You're amazing!
Wow!
Does that mean you're up to the book category?
You're right!
Isn't that great?!
You're in the right category!
Wow!
I'm almost there!
This is better than I thought!
Okay, here I go!
Okay!
Go ahead!
Harry Potter's face was like...
Gah!
His face was like...
Both of you were in pain, right?
Only you weren't in pain.
Shibayu won the second round!
This washing machine is amazing!
This washing machine is crazy!
That's unfair!
This is the last round.
You have to make the girls fall in love with you.
Okay, I'll call the girls first.
What?!
Are you serious?!
Is that okay?!
Come here!
Oh, okay!
What?!
You have a nice voice...
You have a nice face...
A little more...
Hey!
You're making me mad!
Okay, okay...
Toshiko-chan is here!
Yay!
You must know each other well, right?
I know how girls feel.
I know how I feel, too.
I know how you feel, too!
Toshiko-chan...
Yes?
Who do you want to fight with?
Yumemaru is the only one in the store now.
That's not good!
Do your best!
Yumemaru!
I'll do my best!
Who are you asking?!
Oh, that's right!
I'm satisfied with my impersonation!
Is Tetsuya going first?
Yes!
I'm going to give Tetsuya-san something...
Toshiko-chan, please let me kiss you!
Yes!
I want to say that, but...
What?
Tetsuya-san...
Yes?
It didn't arrive!
Ah! What?!
I didn't buy what I was supposed to get in a week?
That's right. You failed to buy it.
What?! There's nothing left?!
Since there's nothing else we can do, I'll just show you what I bought.
Yes.
Please let me kiss you while telling you that you bought this.
Now, let me kiss you, girl!
I'm going to give you this as a present.
A teleprompter.
You're kidding!
Using the teleprompter...
I wonder if I can take pictures with Toshiko-chan in various places?
I wonder if I can leave memories of you two?
I think it's something that can leave memories cleanly.
What can you do with a teleprompter?
Professional and portable teleprompter.
What is this?!
Seriously, what is this?!
But it's okay. It's a domestic product.
It has an instruction manual in Japanese.
It's 35,000 yen!
It's expensive!
What?!
I'm going to give you this as a present.
Thank you.
Time's up!
I'm going to give you this as a present!
I don't know anything about this!
I don't know what you bought for 35,000 yen.
It's expensive!
I couldn't use it in my videos.
It's like this.
When you say something in front of the camera like "what are you doing?!"
The lyrics come out like this.
If you place it like this...
The lyrics come out like this.
You can talk like this while looking at it.
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing, isn't it?
I think it's pretty good.
If I knew about this, I might have bought it.
It might have gone well depending on the company.
Next, which one is Shibayu's dream?
Should I leave this one?
You're going to leave it?
Next, Shibayu!
Yes!
Shibayu, are you ready?
Yes!
Please use this to make Toshiko happy!
Toshiko, I have something I want to tell you today.
I think you can see our future if you use this.
Here we go!
You're laughing, aren't you?
Our future is...
Smile! Let's pray together! Let's get married together!
With a smile! Let's get married with a smile!
Let's get married together!
I won't say it again!
Let's get married with a smile!
I won't say it again!
Let's get married on Amazon!
I won't say it again!
Let's get married with a smile!
With a smile!
Let's get married with a smile!
I won't say it again!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Time's up!
Well...
It was a good one.
Was it a good one?
It was a good one.
It was definitely a good one.
He didn't have time to think about it.
Are you ready, Imara-san?
Yes!
Please let me choose Toshiko-chan with this!
Toshiko!
You always have a dark face!
You're mean!
Dark?
You're mean!
But you know...
You're beautiful.
Thank you!
Beautiful things can be seen in the dark!
Well, you can see it.
Yes!
This is it!
A light bulb that shines like crazy!
A light bulb?!
Two sets of five...
No, ten!
Ten light bulbs around Toshiko's head like this!
Let me shine!
Shine beautifully!
Are you drunk?
I'm not drunk!
Are you drunk?
I'm embarrassed!
Make my face beautiful every day!
You're mean!
What am I supposed to say?
I'm growing every day!
Make sure you look beautiful every day!
What am I supposed to do?
Huh?
What am I supposed to do?
Kill me!
The end!
You're the worst!
Let's go back to our seats!
So, the three of us are done modeling.
Toshiko-san is the judge.
Toshiko-san will win if she can do it the best.
You're the only one who's not good at it.
You're not good at it at all.
You're just like me.
I thought I wouldn't win
if I didn't do it like a tough guy.
On FIRE TV.
Who did it the best?
TEN-CHAN!
I won!
I could see the future with that.
If I could do something funny with that,
It would be me.
I see.
Shiba-chan's Amazon smile was cute.
It was kind of festive.
It's romantic.
I see.
I was jealous of you.
No, it wasn't good.
That's a sad man.
No, I want to say it in the past.
That's a sad truth.
So, the number one amazoness in the Tokai region is...
HIKAKIN!
2 points!
I didn't think HIKAKIN would be happy about it.
So, Amazon is amazing!
Amazing!
I can't even hide my eyes, but I can deliver it properly.
So, from now on,
let's take a lot of videos
and have a lot of good life on Amazon!
Bye bye!
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